He Said, She Said Chronicles 3

If it weren't for the pitchfork...

For this week's He Said, She Said Chronicles I borrow a quote from the blog, May Contain Nuts. What a fascinating, insightful and funny blog on Advice We'd Give Our Younger Selves.

He said: (and I quote)"Women say one thing and mean another. Then once you get used to that approach they go back to meaning exactly what they say. Then they switch back again in the time it takes you to say, ‘What the...?’ It will confuse you. Don’t fight it. That’s. Just. The. Way. It. Is."

She said: I don't understand why you seem confused; I always say exactly what I mean. Even when I change my mind. That's just being flexible. ;D

He Said, She Said Chronicles 2

CNN asked for responses online after a Florida player tried to gouge out the eyes of an opposing player in a pile on top of the football.

He said: I don't know nothin about football but if someone did that to me I'd call the cops and press charges.

She said: Get real! It's football.

'Nuff said.

Yeah, Saints!

He Said, She Said Chronicles 1

When he was little:
“You know, Mommy, the other kids don’t have to lay down for a nap. Why do I?”
“That’s tough, kid.”

When he was married with kids:
“I was visiting Sara and Randy. You know, in their bathroom in the hallway, they leave their toilet seat up…” no response. “Why can’t we?”
“Not no, but…”

Tomorrow, the first of my blogs on software for writers and BIAW begins for the month of October.